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Clip Of The Day from the 12-11-10 show
Disclaimer: This was Greg's first show back after being in Fiji for three weeks. We're not sure if he should get a pass but that's pretty much his story and he's sticking to it. Yea, his excuse is that he was gone for three weeks, that's it.
Our sincere apologies to the Capt.'s Bradley
Clip Of The Day from the 11-20-10 show. Bill and Capt. Patrick are in deep discussion about dolphins on boats, river dolphins, the Amazon, sharing the road, dolphins and motorcyclists, manatees and fat guys on tricycles, huge semi's, and nature. All of this in 1 minute 3 seconds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwR9pyfQ7PM
MINNEAPOLIS – As current boaters and prospects gain confidence in exploring purchase decisions, it is increasingly vital that they are directed to trustworthy and professional dealers for boat sales and service. Thanks to Boating Industry magazine's sixth-annual Top 100 Dealers program, consumers now have access to those best of the best dealers at their fingertips.
This marine dealer ranking has resulted in an incredibly powerful group that collectively generates more than $879 million in annual retail sales – and $1.56 billion, if you include MarineMax Inc. and Galati Yacht Sales, which are members of the Top 100 Dealers Hall of Fame. This makes up 2.9 and 5.1 percent of the overall U.S. boating market, respectively. That market has fallen more than 30 percent annually for the past few years, yet the revenue that the Top 100 Dealers have generated is off an average of just 14.5 percent.
While the numbers this elite group posts are impressive, indeed, the Top 100 is not merely a ranking of the largest, volume-driven dealers. Rather, it recognizes those marine dealers that are unsurpassed in overall business operations, customer service, marketing and professionalism. Collectively, the 2010 Boating Industry Top 100 employ nearly 3,900 people and operate 244 retail locations across North America.
“Whether today’s boaters are finally ready to upgrade their vessel or are maximizing their enjoyment of their current model, Boating Industry’s list of Top 100 Dealers is a much-needed guide to those dealerships that provide their boating community with an industry-leading sales and service experience,” said Matt Gruhn, Editorial Director and Publisher of Boating Industry.
Topping the list at No. 1 for the first time is Prince William Marine Sales, Inc., based in Woodbridge, Va., followed by Austin, Texas-based Sail & Ski Centers, Gordy’s Lakefront Marine, Fontana, Wis., Buckeye Marine, based in Bobcaygeon, Ontario, and Russo Marine of Medford, Mass. Nearly 380 people joined Boating Industry to honor the Top 100 Dealers at a black-tie celebration Wednesday, Nov. 17, at the Rosen Plaza Hotel in Orlando.
Boating Industry’s editorial team reviewed 224 applications, culled from more than 3,000 nominations. The applications asked both quantitative and qualitative questions regarding all aspects of marine dealer operations.
“As consumers seek out the many benefits of the boating lifestyle, marine dealers need to leverage all of the tools at their disposal to attract them into their businesses,” explained Liz Walz, Editor-In-Chief of Boating Industry magazine. “Six years after its inception, inclusion on Boating Industry’s Top 100 Dealers list delivers real results to leading dealers, allowing them to set themselves apart from their peers.”
Boating Industry bestowed five additional Best In Class awards to dealers ranked at the top of their categories. South Shore Marine (ranked 32), based in Huron, Ohio, was noted as the Most Improved Top 100 Dealer. Receiving a Best In Class Award for Best Succession Plan was Burnaby, B.C.-based dealership M&P Mercury Sales Ltd. (ranked 8). Singleton Marine Group (ranked 12), Dadeville, Ala., took home a Best In Class Award for Best Changes In Response To The Downturn. The Best In Class Award for Best Marketing Strategy went to Parks Marina (ranked 7), Okoboji, Iowa. And George’s Marine & Sports (ranked 19), Ottawa, Ont., received a Best In Class Award for Best Employee Development Strategy.
To help bring the Boating Industry Top 100 to life, Affinity Media, the magazine’s parent company, created the Leadership Alliance, an elite group of the marine industry’s leading suppliers. These companies were invited to participate because they possess, as one of their corporate values, a true belief in and commitment to raising the bar of professionalism across all marine industry sectors, and particularly for dealers.
The 2010 Leadership Alliance members include: BRP/Evinrude; GE Capital Solutions, Commercial Distribution Finance; BoatTrader; Volvo Penta; Manheim Specialty Auctions; Global Marine Insurance Agency and the Marine Retailers Association of America.
The 2010 Top 100 Dealers:
1. Prince William Marine Sales, Inc, Woodbridge, Va.
2. Sail & Ski Centers, Inc., Austin, Texas
3. Gordy's Lakefront Marine, Inc., Fontana, Wis.
4. Buckeye Marine, Bobcaygeon, Ont., Canada
5. Russo Marine, Medford, Mass.
6. Port Harbor Marine, South Portland, Maine
7. Parks Marina, Okoboji, Iowa
8. M&P Mercury Sales Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
9. Seattle Boat Co., Seattle, Wash.
10. Hall Marine Group, Lake Wylie, S.C.
11. Strong's Marine, LLC, Mattituck, N.Y.
12. Singleton Marine Group, Dadeville, Ala.
13. Pride Marine Group, Bracebridge, Ont., Canada
14. Woodard Marine Inc., Hydeville, Vt.
15. Russell Marine, Alexander City, Ala.
16. Quality Boats of Clearwater, Inc., Clearwater, Fla.
17. Lake Union Sea Ray, Seattle, Wash.
18. Hampton Watercraft & Marine, Hampton Bays, N.Y.
19. George's Marine & Sports, Ottawa, Ont., Canada
20. Lynnhaven Marine, Virginia Beach, Va.
21. Action Water Sports, Hudsonville, Mich.
22. Kelly's Port, Osage Beach, Mo.
23. Vallely Sport & Marine, Bismarck, N.D.
24. Spring Brook Marina, Inc., Seneca, Ill.
25. BMC Boats, Longwood, Fla.
26. Hagadone Marine Group, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho
27. The Sportsman, San Benito, Texas
28. Parker Boat Company, Inc., Orlando, Fla.
29. Hayes Marine, Appling, Ga.
30. Rayburn's Marine World Ltd., Kelowna, B.C., Canada
31. Boats, Inc., Niantic, Conn.
32. South Shore Marine, Huron, Ohio
33. Reed's Marine, Inc., Delavan, Wis.
34. Austin Boats and Motors, Inc., Lakeway, Texas
35. Colorado Boat Center, Loveland, Colo.
36. Sea Ray of Cincinnati & Louisville, Cincinnati, Ohio
37. Tobler Marina, Hayden, Idaho
38. Legendary Marine, Destin, Fla.
39. Redline Watersports, Madison, Wis.
40. South Austin Marine, Austin, Texas
41. Paris Marine Ltd., Peterborough, Ont., Canada
42. Boaters Exchange, Rockledge, Fla.
43. Bosun's Marine, Inc., Mashpee, Mass.
44. Dry Dock Marine Center, Inc., Angola, Ind
45. Gage Marine, Williams Bay, Wis.
46. Wayzata Marine, Inc., Orono, Minn.
47. Liquid Sports Marine, Orlando, Fla.
48. Watersports Dealer Services, Holladay, Utah
49. Rambo Marine, Hazel Green, Ala.
50. The Boat Shop, Tafton, Pa.
51. Atwood Lake Boats, Inc., Mineral City, Ohio
52. Castaway Marina LLC, Queensbury, N.Y.
53. B&E Marine, Michigan City, Ind.
54. Saratoga Boatworks, Inc., Saratoga Springs, N.Y.
55. Vincent Payne Marine Ltd., Pointe au Baril, Ont., Canada
56. Lodder's Marine Sales, Fairfield, Ohio
57. Boat Town, Inc., Austin, Texas
58. Causeway Marine, Manahawkin, N.J.
59. Midwest MasterCraft, Crystal, Minn.
60. Crowe Marine, Inc., Eatonton, Ga.
61. Town & Country Marine, Lakefield , Ont., Canada
62. Glencove Marine, Lake Ozark, Mo.
63. Marine Center of Indiana, Inc., Indianapolis, Ind.
64. Sundance Marine, Inc., F. Lauderdale , Fla.
65. Traverse Bay Marine, Inc., Traverse City, Mich.
66. Texas Marine, Beaumont, Texas
67. Mount Dora Boating Center & Marina, Mount Dora, Fla.
68. Gone Fishin' Marine, Inc., Dixon, Calif.
69. Hurst Marina Ltd., Manotick, Ont., Canada
70. Marine Specialties, Sparks, Nev.
71. Shipyard Marine, Suamico, Wis.
72. Marine Center of Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Nev.
73. Irwin Marine, Laconia, N.H.
74. Hoffmaster's Marina, Inc., Woodbridge, Va.
75. Short's Marine Inc., Millsboro, Del.
76. Omaha Marine Center, Omaha, Neb.
77. MasterCraft Boats of Arizona, Inc., Phoenix, Az.
78. Power Boats, Inc., Hot Springs, Ark.
79. Jet Ski of Miami & Fisherman's Boat Group, Miami, Fla.
80. Oak Hill Marina, Inc., Arnolds Park, Iowa
81. Laurel Marina, Bristol, Tenn.
82. Davey's Marine Center, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
83. Galey's Marine, Bakersfield, Calif.
84. Marina Fortin, St-Paul Ile Aux Noix, PQ, Canada
85. Candlewood East Marina, Brookfield, Conn.
86. Performance Marine, Regina, Sask., Canada
87. Lake Viking Marine, Gallatin, Mo.
88. Clear Lake Boats, Clear Lake, Iowa
89. Deep Creek Marina, McHenry, Md.
90. Dockside Marine Centre Ltd., Kelowna, B.C., Canada
91. Hardin Marine Arrowhead, Lake Arrowhead, Calif.
92. Baert Marine Inc., Middleton, Mass.
93. Don's Marine, LLC, Lodi, Wis.
94. Regina Marine Ltd., Regina , Sask., Canada
95. Skyline Marina, Orillia, Ont., Canada
96. Grand Pointe Marine of Lansing, Dimondale, Mich.
97. Ski & Sports, Inc., Rogers , Ark.
98. Nobles' Marine, Leesburg, Fla.
99. Farm Island Repair & Marine, Aitkin, Minn.
100. Airport Marine Inc., Alabaster, AL
Courtesy of Boating Industry Magazine.
Just about nine months ago we covered one of those stories that didn't center so much on boating as much as it did on man's stupidity in regard to his interaction with the Atlantic Ocean. Actually we cover many of these stories because they are entertaining and usually involve a foreign country which gives Bill the Engineer a chance to use one of his many professionally cultured accents, the best of course being his superb Russian/French/Scottish or “Runchish” accent used during the Whale Penis Leather story. This story, however, took place on Bald Head Island, N.C. in August 2009 so there was no need for an accent as all he needed to do was speak slower and avoid multi-syllabic words.
The story involved a 16 year old boy from New Jersey who had his friends bury him up to his neck while sitting cross-legged in the hole that was dug for him. Problem? Yeah, you could say that. It was low tide and as the tide started to come in the water was getting closer to his head and the sand was getting wet and compacting itself thereby constricting not only his movements but also his ability to breathe. By the time his friends got there they couldn't dig him out fast enough to match pace with the incoming tide. They started to build “sand dams” around his head to which Bill asked incredulously, ” Have any of these people ever been to the beach and made a sand dam at the beach… to hold back the Atlantic Ocean?” In short it never ever works. As the story progressed his friends and other beach-goers are now trying to dig him out with those tiny plastic beach shovels but they can't dig fast enough and the water is now up to his nose and his ability to breathe is about to be compromised. Solution: A snorkel which enabled him to breathe until EMS got there and dug him out.
Being the slightly twisted individual I am I immediately set out to immortalize this story in song because not since Gordon Lightfoot's ” The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” or perhaps “Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)” by Looking Glass had there ever been a story involving the sea, or the people that make their living from it, that needed to be set to music or set on fire as much as this one. I had a specific type of song in mind but as I started to lay down the drum and guitar tracks it started to take a much darker turn. I decided to use some of the audio from the show so you will hear Greg and Bill speaking between the lyrics being sung and I use the term “sung” very, very loosely. This is not a parody mind you but an original musical masterpiece……. of crap, but it's mine and by mine I mean the World Of Boating's because I will not have the blame land solely upon my shoulders. There will be plenty of blame to go around for all to share.
As for the title of this post, that is what Greg the First Mate yelled into the mike in his best New Joisey accent while doing a very awkward Michael Jackson CG&T (crotch grab and thrust) as he envisioned the teens from Jersey taunting the ocean, in fact daring the ocean to come up and try to drown their friend……… and the rest is history and with that please allow me to apologize in advance for the upcoming assault on your senses.
Enjoy!
Click this link to listen if you dare! -> Gotyourwater2.1
Capt. Patrick
Don't forget about your chance to win a $25.00 West Marine gift card by writing a caption for the photo in KK#3!
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Yea, yea, I know it isn't an original idea but just the same sharpen those pencils, uncap those pens, or dance your fingers over your keyboard and write a caption for the photo below.
If the WOB staff chooses what we are sure will be ( honestly what we are hoping for) your juvenile attempt at being funny you will win a $25.00 West Marine gift card for your meager effort of writing a few words of wit or sarcasm. You can submit your lame attempt at humor as a comment or email to [email protected]
” Hey look….I can hear the ocean!” has already been submitted by Greg the First Mate which incidentally almost cost me a new laptop as I narrowly avoided spitting out my Sugar Free Rockstar all over my keyboard.
Start writing and good luck!
Capt. Patrick
Entries will be taken until midnight Eastern Standard Time 4-17-10 and the winner will be announced on 4-24-10 during the World of Boating.
Be sure to read Bill the Engineers “weblog” about gift cards!