Thar Be Whales On My Toilet Paper!

Absolutely potty: £640 for a Moby Dick novel

(but it's typed out on four and a half toilet rolls!)

By Jill Reilly

Some people will go to any lengths to win a bet – including one man who spent hours typing out an 822 page novel onto a set of toilet rolls.

But even more puzzling is now that he has finished copying across the classic novel Moby Dick, he is trying to sell the four and a half rolls on eBay for £640.

The American was challenged by a friend to write a book on a loo roll after joking that toilet tissue should come with instructions.

Weird wager: The American was challenged by a friend to write a book on a loo roll after joking that toilet tissue should come with instructionsWeird wager: The American was challenged by a friend to write a book on a loo roll after joking that toilet tissue should come with instructions

 

Roll for your money: The four and a half 'clean' toilet rolls are advertised on eBay with a starting price of $999.95 (£640) but is yet to receive a single bid with the auction ending in the early hours of Thursday morningRoll for your money: The four and a half ‘clean' toilet rolls are advertised on eBay with a starting price of $999.95 (£640) but is yet to receive a single bid with the auction ending in the early hours of Thursday morning

 

Labour of love: He typed out the 822-page Herman Melville novel - which tells the story a sailor hunting a giant sperm whale - on four-and-a-half 'clean' toilet rollsLabour of love: He typed out the 822-page Herman Melville novel – which tells the story a sailor hunting a giant sperm whale – on four-and-a-half ‘clean' toilet rolls

He went through with the weird wager and is now selling the work of art on eBay for a staggering £640.

The man, who is from Florida and goes by the name ‘The-Heppcat'.

He is selling the toilet roll ‘to prove the doubters I actually did it'.

He typed out the Herman Melville novel – which tells the story a sailor hunting a giant sperm whale – on four-and-a-half ‘clean' toilet rolls.

The-Heppcat said: ‘My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions printed on them for certain people.

‘One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager that i couldn't (or wouldn't) be able to type out a novel on toilet paper.

‘Yes, we did have some time on our hands but, as you can see from the photos, I won the bet.'

It is advertised on eBay with a starting price of $999.95 (£640).

The auction ends in the early hours of Thursday morning, but is yet to receive a single bid.

There are a couple of rips on the rolls, which the seller describes as being in ‘excellent condition'.

Our view from the helm: For a novel that is known for its metaphors and symbolism we're not sure what it being typed out on toilet paper means but in the end if it gets people reading then it can't be a bad thing, right?

One Reply to “Thar Be Whales On My Toilet Paper!”

  1. This would come in handy when you forget to bring in a magazine or newspaper!! Gives a new meaning to “Thar she blows”!!

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